I Dream of Zero Findings Funny Auditor Crewneck Sweatshirt
S / Heather Grey
$49.63
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A quiet statement for anyone who has ever searched everywhere, only to find exactly zero. This gray crewneck sweatshirt features a witty “I Dream of Zero Findings and Completed Recreations” design—a relatable nod to research rabbit holes, creative projects, and the never-ending quest to finish what you started. Soft fleece warmth and a structured everyday fit make it easy to wear while working, studying, browsing, or taking a well-earned break. The understated typography keeps the humor subtle, letting fellow researchers, makers, and chronic project-starters recognize the joke.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 8.25 oz fabric for a substantial feel
- Soft 3-end fleece with a 100% cotton face
- Regular fit that runs true to size
- Ribbed collar with necktape to help retain shape and improve comfort
- Side seams, double-needle stitching, and reinforced construction for lasting structure
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
I Dream of Zero Findings Funny Auditor Crewneck Sweatshirt
$49.63
Product features
- Medium-heavy 8.25 oz fabric for a substantial feel
- Soft 3-end fleece with a 100% cotton face
- Regular fit that runs true to size
- Ribbed collar with necktape to help retain shape and improve comfort
- Side seams, double-needle stitching, and reinforced construction for lasting structure
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean